By thissucks - 21/02/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0

Sorry to break it to you but your family hates you.

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Sorry to break it to you but your family hates you.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

LMAO. Guess not!!

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DudeImBetter 0

Maybe it's cause you woke her up in the middle of the night when shed rather be getting sleep.

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yesiyes 0

heeey people we got a phony in da houusee!!!

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Zebidee 8

Yeah_Thats_Me - you stuck a bottle up your ass and took an X-Ray just to appear cool like Doc?

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i_like_girls 0

i would rather be asleep to lol

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EatnBeef 7

lol that sucks. party while they're gone!!!

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dani22097 0

well let's hope they disown you so it won't be too embarrassing that you werent invited to a family gathering...

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RUSH777 0

It's funny because I've never heard of the console be referred to as 360 XBox. Isn't it XBox 360? Mhmm.

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LexxyLiime 0

it's funny because you're fat

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pokopiko 9

its funny because you're trying too hard to be cool.

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360XBOXFTW 0

its funny because you're all douchebags HAHAHA

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alexaaisabeastt 0

it's funny because y'all keep saying "it's funny".

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john443 5

That really sucks, make a booby trap with the cake when they come home

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Dolly_109 0

just follow em. see what kind of lame excuse they come up with.

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BWill9014 4

You are so Ginger that I felt compelled to post this reply because of it

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cptmorgan15 2

Thank you hahaha. Funniest comment I've read on here.

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