By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
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afallingstar 22

Revoke his man card immediately.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Look at it this way: you now have blackmail material you can hold over him forever.

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MidnaLink 33

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adventureinthesea 14

issa joke

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Stiggy626 25

I guarantee it's 99.5% a joke. funny tho, right?

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LeoCor 19

At least it wasn't 50 shades

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Glowworm56 26

Twilght may be both a terrible book and movie series but I don't think it should ever be the main reason to divorce someone.

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afallingstar 22

Revoke his man card immediately.

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Norja 33

Twilight!? An affair would have been better. Contact your lawyer immediately.

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acmariner99 25

This FML is a better story than twilight

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Dethknite 4

divorce is too good for him.

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jessicasoho 13

If you contemplate divorce over such petty reasons perhaps your marriage won't last. Even joking about divorce gets old and it will only be a matter of time before he does divorce you. Such negativity in marriages are normally one-sided. Be the better half, not the cancerous side.

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sophiehelen 32

You'd be a great person to take to a comedy show

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