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By resurrected - 04/09/2013 15:59 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, I collected my new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all my classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead and have no idea how I supposedly died. FML

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You deserved it 2 986

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By Alex - 30/09/2009 06:46 - Belgium

Today, I was notified that I've been going to the wrong courses for 4 weeks. A friend of mine was the only person to tell me that the administration had taken the privilege to change my courses. I have now failed 5 courses due to absences and have been suspended from college for 6 months. FML

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By Dude - 21/01/2010 11:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to school after missing the first 2 weeks of the new school year. I got grilled in my first lesson by my teacher for "gallivanting around on holiday in some sunny place" when I should've been at school learning. My dad had died from liver cancer. FML

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By 4.0delinquent - 25/01/2022 19:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML

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By Rman - 02/11/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, I got a letter confirming I had dropped out of college. I received this letter shortly after completing the 10th essay I had finished this week as a result of me deciding to finally apply myself to my schoolwork. Turns out that while dropping a class, I checked Drop All instead of Drop 1. FML

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By gr8 - 28/09/2018 17:30

Today, because I had to leave the country without notice and didn't have reception to notify my college, I have been irreversibly dropped from all my classes without a refund and will have to reapply for January. FML

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Truancy

By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

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Extenuating circumstances

By No diploma - 05/02/2022 17:59

Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 18:38 - Ireland

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

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By DreamsDontComeTrue - 05/02/2015 06:15 - United States - Newport News

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

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Academia ain't for everyone

By Spoopy Flame III - 18/11/2020 17:02

Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:05

You only think you aren't dead...

RodzillaX 30

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:05

It's going to be okay OP's ghost. You're in a confusing point in your afterlife. You lived a good life though.

Comments

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:04

Bruce Willis? Are you going back to school?

perdix 29

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:21

What? None of you have seen "The Sixth Sense?" Oops! Well, now you don't have to. Sowwy ;(

HowieDoIt 21

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:22

My 6th sense is telling me people aren't catching the reference.

HowieDoIt 21

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:24

You also could be spoiling all the Die Hards, considering that series died years ago even though Bruce keeps pushing them out.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Wednesday 4 September 2013 20:17

Don't hate on my home boy Bruce. Do you not remember the katana scene in Pulp Fiction? Yippee Ki Yay Mother ******, with a sword and ball gag!

Tuffay 14

Wednesday 4 September 2013 22:28

Do you see dead people when you look in the mirror?

jojimugo 20

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:05

Ahhh the old you're dead routine ... Don't you hate when that happens

AbstraktThoughts 13

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:11

At least if you were in debt before, you're now debtless! ;)

jesustitts 20

Wednesday 4 September 2013 21:54

I wonder if OP had life insurance, time to collect!

Welshite 39

Wednesday 4 September 2013 19:05

You only think you aren't dead...

s0m3guy2010 21

Wednesday 4 September 2013 21:33

OP isn't dead! You take one nap in a ditch somewhere, and then people start declaring he's dead this, he's dead that, or he's dead so now we can drop all of his college courses.