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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Wait until she's left the room at least!

By Anonymous - 08/09/2024 11:00 - United States - Truckee

Today, I messed up by forgetting that reflections on glasses can make a private experience VERY public. I only this realized after my mom asked what I was looking at; she definitely saw a lot more dick than she would have liked. I feel like such a perv. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By hitmutefirst - 03/02/2009 10:24 - United States

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

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Thursday 12 February 2009 20:10

I saw my 14 year old brother looking at ****. He did not see me. Later, I cornered him in his room and said, "You know when girls get boobs they turn black and blue like bruises?" and he said," No they don't they're white!" And then he know he had been caught. And I took his allowance, and a six pack of pepsi to not tell our mother.

Pop_and_Pixels 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 21:20

Everyone's saying minimize, but whenever I minimize a window when my roommate walks in, she just asks what I'm hiding.

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mahaya_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:39

Dude LOL 7 my LA teacher looked up megan fox in class and all the pics popped up on the tv she didn't no that's worse than ur mom

Topguy 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 20:46

Why not just close the laptop?

projectstereo 0

Monday 15 June 2009 4:19

@7 He's 14 not 7. Of course he knows what colour boobs are.

zac12345 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 23:49

sheltered too much?

Avenging_Angel 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:00

You'd think watching **** with his mom in the room would turn him off **** 

123sploosh 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 3:00

someone needs to read a book and learn how to spell.

bigraws23 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 15:43

Just anouther why glasses are nerdy

rollursk8r 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:47

all u need to do is open a new tab and then minimize and open a new window. hint: have two windows open, just click the other one b4 ur mom sees. ydi for being online while talking to ur mom no offense but thats rude... next time shut your laptop/ turn off your monitor. or at least minimize. eye contact is nice. 0_o .•* peace out m/ *•.