Health, Relatable and Hair: Certainly seems like it

Certainly seems like it

By Red Head Redemption - 08/12/2022 00:00

Today, I dyed my hair red. Everyone I've met who knows my real hair color has accused me of being an attention seeker, or thinks I lost a bet. I just thought I would look more attractive if my hair was red. Is that a crime? FML

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You deserved it 196

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into school confident about the new hair color I'd had done over the weekend. My drama teacher apparently dyed her hair the same color; everyone noticed and thought I'd copied her. FML

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You deserved it 2 356

By Xpresss - 02/02/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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You deserved it 3 587

Thanks, guys

By Kayla - 18/04/2022 16:00

Today, I’ve been dying my hair an auburn color for years. It looks so natural and get complimented often. Before I can even say thank you, my daughter or partner blurts out, “It's not real” or “It’s fake”. Everyone laughs and it’s a little less awkward, I guess… FML

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You deserved it 230

Lonely

By reddd - 10/05/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 011

You deserved it 11 428

By f - 31/01/2011 05:47

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 304

You deserved it 7 902

Lowkey

By kinky pinky - 02/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 785

You deserved it 266

By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway

Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML

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You deserved it 38 300

Oh no, the humanity!

By clown head - 24/08/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

I agree, your life sucks 287

You deserved it 1 355

By linda - 22/11/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I went to get my hair highlighted at the salon. The salonist mixed up my blonde hair dye with some other girl's hot pink and violet dye. Now I look like a cheap hooker. FML

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You deserved it 5 434

By Mika_Ookami - 21/02/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. A pretty redhead came on the screen. One of my guy friends leaned over to me and said, "Have you noticed there aren't any pretty redheads in real life?" I guess he forgot what color my hair is. FML

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You deserved it 3 267

TomeDr 24

Thursday 8 December 2022 11:54

Sounds like jealousy to me. Rock that red hair!!

tiptoppc 19

Thursday 8 December 2022 19:44

That’s pretty tame. For the hell of it one time, i dyed my hair hot pink. Imagine your wedding photographer (37M) running around in a utilikilt taking photos with all hot-pink hair (not long, just a preppy cut). I loved it one time when a karen bitched to me about how i was a freak and disgusting for doing it (including bringing “think of the kids” mentality.) As a troll, in the middle of a starbucks, i replied “Karen, if you were my kid, I’d abort you AFTER the delivery just to avoid the humiliation of your looks and attitude”. Everyone cheered and clapped after my statement. If they say crap, by all means, it’s fair game to turn about play and heap it on them.