Miscellaneous: Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and...

By f - 31/01/2011 05:47

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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By alanh69 - 26/08/2014 19:12 - United States - Woodward

Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 31 January 2011 12:53

How bad was the attack? Did you dye?

EffinTrollFace 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:48

maybe OP's dad used that as an excuse just so he could attack her.

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papaya_master 4

Monday 31 January 2011 12:07

You didn't think to inform him beforehand?

jiggyjiggz 0

Monday 31 January 2011 15:20

he was drunk

karimkz 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:07

did u ask him of you can dye it? No?! then theres his excuse to beat ur ass

karimkz 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:09

If*

Celesta 11

Monday 31 January 2011 13:33

Why would she needs her dad's permission to do anything to her own hair?

SoundnVasion 0

Monday 31 January 2011 21:12

Because she might still live at home.

Yaggi 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:09

It's weird how her dad did not recognize her face...

ipwnlosers 4

Monday 31 January 2011 14:05

Maybe it was dark?

CutiePie_101 7

Monday 31 January 2011 12:14

No matter what hair color you have, shouldn't your dad recognize your face?

reggie77 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:23

you would think huh?

missmadii 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 2:28

she could have been facing the other way so he didn't see her face

saksxalmo 20

Tuesday 1 February 2011 4:45

No. Clearly the OP's father has prosopagnosia.

ShrukiantheMad 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:16

Stay in the kitchen... "The more you know!"

deeters 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:27

must be pre shit dad not to recognise his own daughter

EffinTrollFace 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:48

maybe OP's dad used that as an excuse just so he could attack her.

Doortje 29

Monday 31 January 2011 12:53

How bad was the attack? Did you dye?

turtle4938 0

Monday 31 January 2011 14:41

Oh I see what you did there. =P

MrBond007_fml 6

Tuesday 1 February 2011 10:15

what dose FTW mean?

elliewantscake 8

Friday 29 July 2011 3:37

for the win, idiot.

xStiina 0

Monday 31 January 2011 13:36

where you wearing black?

xStiina 0

Monday 31 January 2011 13:41

were

soldier4life_88 0

Monday 31 January 2011 14:14

maybe?!

chosha_fml 26

Monday 31 January 2011 13:38

FYL, but it does have its funny side. :)

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