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Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes

By Whoishe? - 02/06/2021 06:00

Today, I realized my husband is a completely different person than when we married. It’s only been three and a half years since we eloped. FML

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By sunburychick - 13/09/2009 09:27 - Australia

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

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You deserved it 26 148

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 09:35 - Australia

Today, my husband decided it was time to tell me he had a 3 year old son. We have been married for 5 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 127

By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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This is going well

By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML

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You deserved it 392

Duh…

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

Ciao!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: her job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

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You deserved it 8 736

By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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You deserved it 3 498

Probably not

By Anonymous - 27/06/2022 22:00

Today, I realized that I divorced my husband of 36 years and took up with a new man, just be in exactly the same situation I was in before. Will I never learn? FML

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You deserved it 1 335

Gonna need more details, please

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 02:01

Today, I learned my husband thinks that our 10-year relationship has been a "step above mediocre" since 8 years ago, when we got married, and his family melted down that our wedding didn't happen their way, and thus began their undermining of our relationship. He believes it's "no one's fault." Uh huh. FML

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Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 2 June 2021 6:34

time to communicate, NOT post FML's

Chazzster 28

Wednesday 2 June 2021 6:14

People change, situations change. Have you changed too? Have you noticed that we have been going through a pandemic? Have you noticed that being cooped up and stressed out has affected a lot of people?

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Chazzster 28

Wednesday 2 June 2021 6:14

People change, situations change. Have you changed too? Have you noticed that we have been going through a pandemic? Have you noticed that being cooped up and stressed out has affected a lot of people?

Jon Tessler 14

Wednesday 2 June 2021 6:34

time to communicate, NOT post FML's

ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 2 June 2021 13:24

Or...both? Venting can be helpful sometimes

ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 2 June 2021 13:27

I’m sorry OP. Maybe marriage counseling could help you talk to him and get your marriage back on track?

diraven 15

Thursday 3 June 2021 4:51

So he got fat?

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Today, I came home from the minimum-wage job I suffer through to support my now ex-boyfriend's ailing music career. It seems his time management skills suck almost as badly as his music, because I found him in my bedroom, licking whipped cream off my step-sister. FML

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Today, my jobless husband wants to buy the latest iPhone. His current phone is in good condition, except that he has a 1000 apps on it slowing it down. We're also in deeply crushing debt from all his bad financial decisions from his severely loss-making business. FML

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Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML

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Today, in my mom’s house, I can stay in one of two rooms: The one that's clean, tidy, quiet and has a comfortable seat… or the one that's warm. FML

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You deserved it 135

Today, I've been being harassed by a collections office for over a month. Every time I try to call them back, no answer. My bank froze my accounts over it. I finally got an answer today. Not only did they have the wrong person, but I have no idea who the claimant is. The bank knows, but my accounts are still frozen. FML

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Today, the company I work for is now an online company, meaning we work from home. My boss suggested I live with him and I would still get my salary; if I don’t, I will get paid via 3% commissions on systems that barely sell. The worst part of all of this is that every day I get shouted at for nothing. I hate my life. FML

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Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

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