Health: Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own...

By Anthony Hathaway - 19/10/2018 13:30

Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML

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By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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By clumsy - 10/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Stafford

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Today, as I was putting some dishes away, I spilled water on the floor. While walking around the dishwasher, I slipped on said water, and after going to urgent care, found out I tore my meniscus. FML

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By SnappyMcOuches - 19/09/2018 14:00

Today, I found out that I not only dislocated two bones in my foot, but also fractured one of those two bones and snapped the other. How did this happen? I tripped over a single stair walking from the bar to the beer garden. I didn't even get to drink anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2017 02:00

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By Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML

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By Wounded_irony - 05/12/2017 05:00

Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML

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By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík

Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Friday 19 October 2018 13:42

I guess the garbage took you out instead.

ohsnapword 21

Friday 19 October 2018 13:35

That's all it takes to get out of taking out the garbage?

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ohsnapword 21

Friday 19 October 2018 13:35

That's all it takes to get out of taking out the garbage?

Glowworm56 26

Friday 19 October 2018 13:42

I guess the garbage took you out instead.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Friday 19 October 2018 13:50

Men will do anything to get out of doing chores haha Rest up OP

PhoenixChick 26

Friday 19 October 2018 15:40

Wow, lazy dudes everywhere, it really IS a big deal to ask you to take out the garbage. We had no idea.

PineappleOfMyEye 6

Friday 19 October 2018 16:35

First time I ever took trash out (as a kid) I swung the bag into the garbage can and a broken glass jar was in bag and sliced the side of my leg open. 12 staples later... still wont take trash out if I know glass is in bag.

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 19 October 2018 18:23

Do they call you Mr. Glass?

Anthony Hathaway 11

Saturday 20 October 2018 8:55

they do now

Chazzster 28

Friday 19 October 2018 19:22

This one left me wondering if OP has a disability of some sort that kept them from being able to walk normally, or if they were high or drunk, or merely very clumsy and in terrible physical condition.

chosha_fml 26

Friday 19 October 2018 22:26

How does someone shatter just the back of the kneecap? Also, the femur is the strongest bone in the body - weird it could fracture from a dislocated knee.