Channelling GG Allin

By dudeyouarefired - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, the highly intoxicated singer of my band decided it would be a wonderful idea to squat down and take a shit on stage in the middle of a gig. FML
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guemarez 9

Nothing says "ROCK & ROLL" like a big steamy pile of number two!!!

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perdix 29

"Middle of the gig?" I think that's the end of the gig . . . and the career.

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Arch27 27

I've been in a couple of bands. Experienced some rather questionable behavior, but never anything that extreme. I'd say have the band take a week or two off and find yourself a new singer. Maybe even disband and reform under a new name. I don't think you'll ever get out from under the stigma of "singer ***** on stage." People just don't forget that kind of thing.

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Arch27 27

Wait - does that mean that he's now a SCAT singer?

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sbaybay123 2

Well he must have felt like a piece of shit.

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brand2017 9

If your singer aint happy- nobody happy my friend.

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arinmon 5

Hope you guys didn't feel too down in the DUMPS. :p that sucks

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littlexlune 16

Are you in the band Dead or Alive? I think ******** onstage is the least of Pete Burns' problems.

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