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By doubleds - 03/06/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML

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You deserved it 5 680

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 039

You deserved it 369

My eyes are up here

By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 074

You deserved it 218

Sad and lonely

By yikes78 - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 803

You deserved it 10 512

By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 946

You deserved it 3 454

Crime doesn't pay

By honest mistake! - 21/07/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I was humiliated, detained, and questioned by police when I tried to leave a store with an unpaid item. I honest to God didn’t see the item because it'd slid under my toddler daughter's leg while she sat in the basket. The store refused to believe me, even when I tried to pay for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 817

You deserved it 159

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 155

You deserved it 4 930

J'accuse !

By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 188

You deserved it 3 011

Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 285

You deserved it 3 798

By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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You deserved it 60 603

By ilovezim29 - 03/06/2012 07:45 - United States - Windsor

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 884

You deserved it 4 881

RavensRule97 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:56

you shoulda told him to look at your boobs and see if he remembers them

palmtrees 1

Thursday 4 June 2009 1:57

... presumably you had a receipt?

Comments

ILoveJace01 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:10

Lol #1 I would've been like, "of course you don't. Your eyeballs were plastered to my boobs the whole time."

swagmonkey 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 19:44

Seconding #3. I clicked the agree button, but maybe you deserve it, too, if you lost your receipt in those like 2 minutes...

Pharmacyst 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 3:48

The cashier was a loser but you still need to dress more modestly if you want to avoid that kind of attention. This world is filled with people like that so you have to be proactive instead.

Reyo 2

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:07

You shoulda said one of two things. "That might be because you were staring at my BOOBS more than my face." or *while pointing at your boobs* "I bet you remember THESE though! Don't you you f---ing PERV!?" NOTE: Make sure to yell.

wmscheer 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 13:29

well did he remember your boobs?

PrettyVal 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:32

Yep agreed with #1 and pretty much everyone else on here who said just about the same thing ALONG with the receipt thing.

SwimbabySwim 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 19:26

Yeah, that sucks when all you are is boobs. Get a reduction. Boobs are gross anyway.

nyuukou 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 4:45

Hey, assholes? The ones who insist she must have been wearing a low-cut top or say she needs to dress more modestly? Yeah, you guys. Ever seen a pair of large breasts when the owner is wearing a turtleneck? They look even BIGGER then. If her chest is really that large, then button-down shirts are out as well because the vast majority are going to gap over her chest. T-shirts probably are tight in the chest if she wants the neck to not be big enough to show off her bra straps. Actually, the most flattering style (ie./ minimising) for large chests is the v-neck or the wrap-style. Which, unfortunately, shows off some skin below the collarbones. Tragically immodest. Seriously, guys. Learn something about how clothes work on different bodies before assuming she needs a turtleneck or a t-shirt. Neither of those will draw any attention away from her boobs.