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Dang, I would ask him of his balls are fake. Then kick.
That makes no sense
I'm getting so tired of these "well are they?" or "well did you?" comments. I HAVE YET TO SEE AN OP REPLY BACK TO THEM SO JUST STOP PEOPLE PLEASE.
Not rare at all; if you go on the website, you can see all the OPs' replies here: http://www.fmylife.com/authors/
A mod posted!
well that's you, everyone is different.
Hahaha. Gotta love the stupid excuses people make these days
My response would always be as follows... Customer: what do you think you're doing?! Security: Boobs... Boobs everywhere.
Isn't Safeway suppose to be safe?
Well California is known for having a lot of fake boobs and fake faces.
i'm from California, and that stereotype is only accurate in Hollywood.
If girls don't want their boobs to be stared at, then why the hell wear low cut tops with your cleavage clearly showing? Seriously. What's the point of showing cleavage if you don't want people to see it? Get over it.
Hey it was a pretty good one! I give him props!
Or maybe he was just perving?
Right. Maybe.
you obviously have nice boobs
All I can think of is nice ass... Your pic is mesmerizing.
I dunno, I keep thinking of Shane Dawson saying "Boobie boobies!" in Aunt Hilda's voice.
high five! :D
And you obviously have nice ass.
Ass! *******! Ass and *******! Ass ass ******* ******* ass and *******!
I didn't think anybody would get my reference... I feel at home!
25 - That's not him, it's a guy not a girl!
Hahaha ohhhh wow. Fun things happening at the Safeway.
Well, that's a titty situation! Sorry guys, I tried to think outside the box.
Please go back inside the box.
Oh come on.. It wasn't that bad.
And besides, I did say I was sorry!
Tough ******* allard, we do not accept your apology!
Allard, I mentioned you in my bio. Give me cake.
AbbyAbyss, I'm so happy right now! And I'm glad some people liked it. :).
Clever guy
It doesn't happen to everyone, but it's not unusual. American airport security has been molesting people ever since 9/11. It's quite controversial here, actually. Personally, I find it rather ridiculous that the TSA insists upon violating people whom they have no reason to suspect.
Yeah, because safety is a great reason to make an 80 year old woman remove her diaper and to put a 4 year old child on a no-fly list. I'm all for safety, but some of the TSA procedures are stupid and are only done to make the agency politically correct so it can't be accused of racial profiling.
If I fly wearing a tampon, will they make me take that off too? That is just ridiculous.
95, Not at all, being too safety conscious is NOT a good thing. Theres a limit at which point it just becomes ridiculous - and airports are quickly getting to that point. Fact, if someone wants to get shit on your plane badly enough it will happen. Making it harder is good, but when it becomes chaos for those who are not doing anything wrong, or boundaries are being crossed it is totally unacceptable. It's about time those assholes learnt this and stopped ******* everyone around.
That reminds me of a Seinfeld episode!
94 - I'm pretty sure that was the point of her comment.
Oh, I apologize.
I haven't watched it in so long... ):
It's Terri Hatcher who says it, though she's best known for playing Susan Meyer on Desperate Housewives. And yes, I love that show. :)
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you obviously have nice boobs
Hahaha. Gotta love the stupid excuses people make these days