Work: Check this property out!

Check this property out!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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You deserved it 9 207

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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You deserved it 2 158

By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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You deserved it 5 462

Whoops

By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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You deserved it 3 015

Check these out

By Kylie - 06/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 199

You deserved it 478

By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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You deserved it 2 495

By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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You deserved it 508

By thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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You deserved it 430

Pinky

By grandlisleguy - 03/02/2020 21:00 - United States - Colchester

Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML

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You deserved it 392

By Anonymous - 20/05/2015 14:43 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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You deserved it 21 520

LordOfTheHobos 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:39

I agree with #12

tevzor 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:38

Well, that's one way to open house.

Comments

stringking21 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:21

U probly sold the housr

24788 6

Friday 3 July 2009 2:25

Haha, probably helped you sell the house.

Silent_Harmony 3

Friday 3 July 2009 2:28

im hoping just a few minutes EDIT: Buried. Now that's quick action for you

emery2323 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:31

Worst image than that...what if this is a man? It never declared a sex...

_MLSBIDGAF 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:43

Did anyone else realize that the writer didnt capitalize the "J" in the beggining of a new sentance ? ... Juuuuuust an observation.

hoff90 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 17:25

no one cares about spelling or grammar here, its not a professional paper or anything

FantasticFin 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:12

yeah who gives a ****?

lolwut_fail 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:52

This sounds like the beginning of a shitty porno. A lot of FMLs sound like the beginnings of pornos...

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Friday 3 July 2009 3:15

you should stop watching so many pornos...

Hypershadow 5

Friday 3 July 2009 3:41

Agreed

DarthJeff 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:54

Sounds just like the housing market.

SeeAlsoJaime 0

Friday 3 July 2009 3:09

Someone would wear a thing to avoid the horrible underwear lines that you get without one. Ffs. Plus, they're more comfortable and way better looking.