Thief and Transportation: Cheeky sod

Cheeky sod

By what - 11/06/2015 22:46 - United States - Livermore

Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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By TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

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By broke4life - 28/10/2015 22:16

Today, my boyfriend called me to ask if I knew the serial number for my laptop. I had given him my $650 gaming laptop to sell in his electronics store because I didn't need it and could use the money. Apparently it was stolen at some point yesterday and his cameras were turned off. FML

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You deserved it 1 928

By stop thief - 26/06/2014 15:11 - United States - Aurora

Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML

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You deserved it 6 092

By touched - 10/02/2009 11:30 - Philippines

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

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You deserved it 5 708

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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You deserved it 3 412

Never forget

By expassword - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML

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You deserved it 3 824

By fobfan14 - 16/09/2009 10:37 - United States

Today, somebody broke in to my house and stole my laptop, which had years worth of family photos on it. Where was I when it was stolen? At Staples, buying supplies that included CDs to finally back up my pictures. FML

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You deserved it 5 372

It wasn't me

By Shopgirl - 06/08/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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You deserved it 4 443

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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You deserved it 8 283

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Friday 12 June 2015 10:59

Haha that's actually a little funny. Did you get his number though? The police can use it to track his shady ass down.

_Peppermint_ 34

Friday 12 June 2015 10:56

Just when you thought people's stupidity could not get any worse..

Comments

deviousangel89 13

Friday 12 June 2015 20:34

Do you have caller ID? He just gave his location away...

some_duck 11

Friday 12 June 2015 21:27

its possible to access a computer with a password. there are even YouTube tutorials, if he's good at computers he'll sadly figure it out sooner or later :(

mazinaru 6

Friday 12 June 2015 22:00

Reverse phone lookup. You can get his name and address from his phone number. You know what to do from there.

Dabomb0725 2

Friday 12 June 2015 22:07

Bruh do you even commit theft?

ThatKiddBrandon 5

Friday 12 June 2015 23:29

faith in humanity destroyed

pinque 19

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:04

Report him

dangousity 21

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:59

Some dude bought my old stolen ipad, and called my number to ask me to unlock it

TheLittleOnion 18

Saturday 13 June 2015 2:01

This man is so dumb! I'm surprised he's still living! I don't see how's he smart enough to steal a computer, but not smart enough to know about Caller ID.