Child abuse

By Anonymous - 15/12/2021 07:58

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Today, we’re both 19 and on our third date I tried to get intimate with him. He asked what I was doing. Turns out his bible-thumping mom censored his entire life, such as zero internet access, and homeschooled him to make sure he never, ever learned about sex. He’s 19 and truly has no idea. FML
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Marcella1016 31

I cannot imagine that and would *love* more details. Where does he think babies come from? Did he not know girls have different parts? Has he never gotten a stiffie? What did he think that was? Sooooo many questions. Like, I’d love to even read a blog or something with a first-hand account from someone who went through that and found out about it later. Also, wtf his mom is insane. How could she think that would possibly ever be good for her son?

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Jon Tessler 14

sounds like a teaching moment for you.

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Marcella1016 31

I cannot imagine that and would *love* more details. Where does he think babies come from? Did he not know girls have different parts? Has he never gotten a stiffie? What did he think that was? Sooooo many questions. Like, I’d love to even read a blog or something with a first-hand account from someone who went through that and found out about it later. Also, wtf his mom is insane. How could she think that would possibly ever be good for her son?

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Plop 17

Well, there's definitely some first-hand stuff that'll be going on...

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Dirtysalamander1 13

you'll always get stiffie. it's part of male anatomy. males have wet dreams no matter what unless he was born different.

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Dirtysalamander1 13

apportunity to be patient. it seems she came on too fast without asking. some people prefer slow pace. it will take time to show him about adult things without taking advantage.

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Jon Tessler 14

sounds like a teaching moment for you.

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noonereally 6

You get to teach him. Give him a blowee and let him explore you. How exciting!

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1known 30

But how come you managed to date him? So if the story is true, please give more details.

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RichardPencil 30

You need to move on. It's likely that he's been brainwashed by his crazy mom and believes a lot of crazy shit. Why wait 3 dates to find out this guy is completely ignorant when there are plenty out there who know what to do from Day 1?

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Dirtysalamander1 13

you can't know what you can't know. that's not ignorance. ignorance is not try to learn the subject when you know it will benefit you. you're really quick to judge. I would call that ignorance from you.

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49_Donuts 13

Good teaching opportunity for you :) Be aware though, that if your relationship continues you WILL have to deal with his mom.

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