Child labor

By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By User06606 - 29/09/2009 11:31 - United States

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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By horp - 29/09/2015 22:00 - United States - Torrington

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

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By Fuck you guys! - 15/08/2023 06:00

Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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A complaint of Karens

By Fuckthispandemic - 19/02/2021 08:01 - United States - Annapolis

Today, while working as a manager in a busy restaurant, I was hit in the face by a grandmother with a balloon, calling me a motherfucker, while her granddaughter chucked a salad plate into the kitchen. Why? I told them they had to leave at 10, which is currently pandemic law in my state. FML

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Barred for life

By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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Breeders

By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 19:39 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at the restaurant where I work reduced me to tears by screaming at me, as I nearly knocked out his 2-year-old with the kitchen door, after he let the little boy play on the floor behind it. Apparently, it's my fault I can't see through solid wood. FML

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By kate - 29/04/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

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By whatdidIdo - 03/09/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 11 August 2020 3:37

And then you can add an assault charge with the theft charge.

MandazInTC 33

Tuesday 11 August 2020 3:11

That manager was stupid, but I definitely feel for the kids.

Comments

MandazInTC 33

Tuesday 11 August 2020 3:11

That manager was stupid, but I definitely feel for the kids.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 11 August 2020 3:37

And then you can add an assault charge with the theft charge.

mccuish 25

Tuesday 11 August 2020 6:37

I wouldn’t have said a word. I’d let the mother teach her child to steal.

Wobba1470 11

Tuesday 11 August 2020 6:57

You know tips go to the servers not the restaurants right?

Grizz8831 14

Tuesday 11 August 2020 11:33

exactly... if you want to steal, steal from corporations not people.

chefBuck21 15

Tuesday 11 August 2020 8:12

🙃🥰😂

itsgen 16

Tuesday 11 August 2020 8:49

Sue? Or take some action, that’s so messed up.

John Nemeth 14

Tuesday 11 August 2020 14:19

I don’t know who’s the bigger asshole the women stealing money or the manager blatantly ratting you out. “Oh yea that person over there saw your child stealing money let me just point them out for you so you know who to throw your mug at”

leximichelle 13

Tuesday 11 August 2020 14:51

Why didn’t the manager just say they had witnesses and camera footage of her doing it? Sounds like a moron. Also, he should have called the police if she was literally stealing wages from workers instead of just throwing her out.

Hangryko 29

Tuesday 11 August 2020 17:00

Press charges against the mom and sue the manager for any medical bills incurred from the assault. Also, Child Protective Services should get involved.

thatkorean 5

Tuesday 11 August 2020 17:53

Call corporate or the owners and let them know what happened and how the manager handled it. Because that’s ridiculous and his actions caused a customer to assault you (another customer)