Clampdown

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML
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ilovepoppa 0

Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?

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trudy97 0

Yeppp..I've totally done that before. IT HURTS! There was a scar on my ear for like a month. :(

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karatelady 0

get a cortex. the infrared technology helps reduce heat transfer of immediate contact. I've accidentally touched mine a million times while it was 425 degrees! lol. tjmaxx or marshals! ~$30!

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emily14swim 0

Ooooh I've done that plenty of times. ice works well:)

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linduhh 0

been there, done that... hurts like hell

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cassiekinz 14

....pussy. put som ice on it and stop crying about it.

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BlinkandRHCP 7

Ouch, first off: Don't use ice. It could make the burn worse. Second: I've burned my arm before on a 450 degree metal handle that holds those pizza stone pans. It hurt very badly, and I just ran warm to gradually cool water on it. For a few weeks, I had a giant scab, that eventually turned to a scar running the length of my forearm, but now I don't have it anymore, so don't worry.

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shortstuff90 4

ouch! been there, that crap seriously hurts. I had a blister for what seemed like forever on my right ear lobe. I definitely sympathize OP :(

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