Clothes, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Classic prank

Classic prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

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astarwarsfan 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 16:19

captain underpants reference :)

Jexzas 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 16:42

CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS :D

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califormula 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 8:02

sounds bogus.I call bullshit

SONiC79 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 8:11

looks like I've got a new hobby!

xo_cutie_xo137 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 8:18

I did that in kindergarten to some poor little girl.

jfz78 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 8:29

that happened to me once except with taco bell hot sauce lol

EulessMeangirls 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 8:55

Thats so gross. Who would do that?

oshi16toofly 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 9:51

why wud yu sit on a public restroom toilet neways? thts all your fault dude

samson111 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 10:09

that a gag from captain under pants I belve

steveo1136 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 11:16

OMFG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

ZERO530 5

Sunday 24 October 2010 11:28

Lol You pussy Thats From Captian Underpants Funnyest Shit Ever I Did That All The Time In Elementry School

thatssomeBS 9

Sunday 24 October 2010 12:11

This is an FML for you... and friggin hilarious for everyone else.

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