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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Show her pictures on ur cell or something of u both together, then dump him on the spot. What an asshole.
Pee pee, niss niss :P
A good indication that you are not the girlfriend---you are the other woman.
One word for him. Douche You need to move on girl. Karma will get him eventually.
Tip for next time: say a bunch of stuff you know about him, good, bad, and indifferent. Then he'll have to lie about himself for the duration of the other relationship to convince her you didn't know him, which would be a total pain in the ass. Better than nothin'. Edit: oh yeah, I guess he might have been lying about himself to you. Still would be interesting to see the reaction.
ASSHOLE.
Just kick him where it counts and walk away
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What a dick
That's when you just ninja kick him in then face then move on.