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By notacreeper - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was, "Does she know?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 855
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mskaybee 0

Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.

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mskaybee 0

Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.

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Yousuck24 21

John Handcock is also not a girlfriend.

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ZoroFresh 0

Make sure you tell Tina to perm her ******' weave bro

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khaya 9

Your hand only counts if you give it a meal beforehand.

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dt520 4

is this true? my fleece blanket still counts right?

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BIGbadBRIZZLE 0

Susie Palmer doesn't count either. and her five Friends don't make an orgy

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lovelydrop 0

well that's rude

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

lmao!, win for mom!

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takanuva0123 0

You gotta Hand it to Palmela for that one! See what I did ther..aw **** it I'm not even gonna try.

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GuessWhatKids 13

How can someone have an answer in the form of a question when the previous statement wasn't a question? Amazed no one noticed

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gummy_explosion 0

^ It's funny because he's referring to sex.

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WOODYfromthaBAY 0

you have a girlfriend. stop whining.

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giantsfan2010 23

He's not whining.

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WOODYfromthaBAY 0

all i said was "u have a gf, stop whining". why did that get moderated? every comment from me gets moderated? wtf

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allmidnighteyes 10

You got moderated because your comment was ******* stupid. Stop whining.

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Thanatos1206 0

Because it's hateful, idk, and it's probably not too smart to repost it.

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Thanatos1206 0

She was probably talking about your other girlfriend you pimp daddy!

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TXjuggalo972 6

I'm sorry about that "you sir" shouldn't be there I ate a jellyfish earlier

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PSQ91 6

Who cares about his/her mums opinion anyway?

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ImaWiseGuy 5

that's the only opinion that matters.....

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FML858 0

k when yu get older you're going to regret saying that. Watch when yu get older yu'll be thinking " I shoulda listened to her." when yu get older you're gonna wanna be with her (NOT in that way /: ) so yur a douchebag , goodbye.

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maxsport8 1

says the girl with the Justin Beiber pic :p just ****** with ya

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zimandme123 0

ha! lol that's what I was thinking!!! ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha, she must have some kind of reasoning behind her question.....

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TheFection 0

haha this weirdo guy that likes me (he's two years older) used to like this other girl I know. he told everyone EXCEPT her including his parents and her best friend they were going out. NOBODY likes this kid and he never even asked her out. that's one reason for justification.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

That's great! OMG!!!!1!!!1

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allmidnighteyes 10

Your alias of "notacreeper" would suggest that you, in fact, ARE a creeper.

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zendaddy0 0

#9 thatssssssssssss right

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Kenik 6

Lol nice Minecraft reference!

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maz255 10

103 from afar it looks like you got **** on you...

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Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

Haha well you have one and that's what really counts right haha :P

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vianetvargas12 0

Hahaha Thats Kinda Sad That Your Own Mom Doesnt Think You Can Get A Girlfriend

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unidentified_sta 5

... Any reason for your capitalization patterns or are you just "special"?

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ICaughtFire 4

I'll put my money on special.

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SillyEars 0

I CANNOT stand people who do that. It drives me nuts!

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KiddNYC1O 20

I read with a pause for every capitalization. lol

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Cmliedtke 0

Where do people get it in their heads that they need to capitalize every word??

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SofaKingFast 0

sometimes there will Be a special code In the texT that Can be read when you combine the capital letters to form a word. but perHaps the writer was just trying to be my code?

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T3P33_fml 0

oops, my bad... my attention drove off, the bus passed near a Kindergarden

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bitchmode 0

Lol at 74's COde! In faCt, is mine oK?

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itsmissjox3 0

Honestly, if that's how this generation chooses to type, I'd prefer it over my generation of tYpInG lYk DiS. Just saying.

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lilypotter56 12

74 HTKSTYOMDTYCGAG. yeah. I'm not seeing the code here...

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starah_fml 0

that's just her abnormal DNA code

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rawr_dino_kitty 1

Guess Who I Am! I Hate The Fact I Am Doing This. It is really annoying how people do this. :l

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tearsXwillXfall 2

or put their birthdate as 69

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underguarded 20

Well, does this said 'girlfriend' know?

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