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By notacreeper - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By notacreeper - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.
Palma Handerson
or his sock. haha #12
Rosie Palms.. doesn't count either
John Handcock is also not a girlfriend.
jack hoffman either.
bilbo baggins?
***** baggins
***** baggins
Your hand only counts if you give it a meal beforehand.
is this true? my fleece blanket still counts right?
DISRESPCT
You gotta Hand it to Palmela for that one! See what I did ther..aw **** it I'm not even gonna try.
bilbo (isnt) baggins
^ It's funny because he's referring to sex.
sssshhhhhhh
rude....
lmao!
You got moderated because your comment was ******* stupid. Stop whining.
Because it's hateful, idk, and it's probably not too smart to repost it.
She was probably talking about your other girlfriend you pimp daddy!
Oh yeah, OP is a playa.
i applaude your optimism
I second that applaud you sir
I'm sorry about that "you sir" shouldn't be there I ate a jellyfish earlier
Did it taste like chicken?
ah men
well does she know?
ha! lol that's what I was thinking!!! ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ
haha this weirdo guy that likes me (he's two years older) used to like this other girl I know. he told everyone EXCEPT her including his parents and her best friend they were going out. NOBODY likes this kid and he never even asked her out. that's one reason for justification.
Your alias of "notacreeper" would suggest that you, in fact, ARE a creeper.
lmao. truth.
Haha well you have one and that's what really counts right haha :P
Hahaha Thats Kinda Sad That Your Own Mom Doesnt Think You Can Get A Girlfriend
... Any reason for your capitalization patterns or are you just "special"?
I CANNOT stand people who do that. It drives me nuts!
Where do people get it in their heads that they need to capitalize every word??
oops, my bad... my attention drove off, the bus passed near a Kindergarden
74 HTKSTYOMDTYCGAG. yeah. I'm not seeing the code here...
no that's just funny.
Guess Who I Am! I Hate The Fact I Am Doing This. It is really annoying how people do this. :l
Well, does this said 'girlfriend' know?
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Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.
well does she know?