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By notacreeper - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was, "Does she know?" FML
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mskaybee 0

Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.

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mismonroe 0

Sounds like a valid question

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itsmissjox3 0

I'm going to guess not in the way your perverted, creepy little mind took it.

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Based 0

HissToreEckToeMee. Take that as you please. Anyways, sounds like your either very unnatractive or your mom doesn't believe in your skills with women. Either way you lose.

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hmna 0

Your mother is full of win.

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MisterMancha 0

Maybe you should introduce her! I used to be horrible with girls too OP, and my mom never believe me when I told her I had a girlfriend. If you're young, I'm not worried. If you're older than me... Uh... You should really consider a dating workshop. They're not too hard to find :)

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lmaoatall 6

your mom knows your a creep. she's tiered of releaseing your female hostages you keep in the basement.

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2010smhill2010 0

you spelled tired wrong

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itsmissjox3 0

Also, you're* a creep.

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JNor99 0

did she come with a puncture repair kit!?

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midav 2

"Does she know?" -- it's not an answer... it's a question!!!

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2010smhill2010 0

a question can be answer.....have you ever watched an episode of Jepordy?

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