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By notacreeper - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was, "Does she know?" FML
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mskaybee 0

Your hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.

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Senseless_487 29

The fact that you capitalize every word?

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you_freak 7

And double the punctuation at the end. So annoying!

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starwind3438 9

Don't capitalize every word. It's stupid and not proper grammar.

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notnertyelkcub 1

My palm just met my face.

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nokel11 7

do you mean, her first 'question' was? I understand that it was her response to what you said but it just sounds odd.

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afdude87 6

that's what I was thinking.. and also, why are you shiny?

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salmonbean 0

hahahaha burned by your mom!! xD

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enonymous 8

putting a barbie dress on your hand and spraying some perfume on it does not count I've tried it all it gets is a brown finger when you want to take things to the next level

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Boomer21 0

Not to be a dick but wouldn't that be her first question? Anyways that's pretty funny I give her credit on that burn.

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rarrar51 0

his mother is the only girl who loves him, so you can tell that she doesn't know.

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