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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - Canada - Ottawa
So she swallows huh?
Too bad! If she can’t handle multiple hot dogs, no bukkake parties for her!
To be honest, I used to mix up heart attacks with heartburn as a kid. I thought both were deadly.
Tell her, "I've got a hot dog right here for you -- and it makes its own sauce!"
Better to be safe than sorry! My husband had similar symptoms as a teenager. (Survival implied.) The first ER brushed it off as heartburn. The second ER trip almost did too but decided to do some diagnostics. He ended up having a grapefruit size cancerous tumor in his chest. You're generally pretty screwed if there's an episode of your diagnosis featured on House.
Moral of the story.. it's better to get it checked out than ignore it.
I thought this was going in a totally different direction... Persistent heartburn is also a sign of pregnancy.
Apparently especially if the baby has a lot of hair.
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Better to be safe than sorry! My husband had similar symptoms as a teenager. (Survival implied.) The first ER brushed it off as heartburn. The second ER trip almost did too but decided to do some diagnostics. He ended up having a grapefruit size cancerous tumor in his chest. You're generally pretty screwed if there's an episode of your diagnosis featured on House.
So she swallows huh?