Annoying and Love: Code red

Code red

By ugh - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML

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alex_vik 0

Friday 5 March 2010 9:11

If you weren't annoying he wouldn't need a code-word to tell you about it.

blueeyes24 0

Friday 5 March 2010 9:17

Tell him you need one for when the sex isn't that good...

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Morgana666 6

Tuesday 3 February 2015 20:20

Tell him he needs one for being an asshole.

Ilikepie82479 20

Friday 20 March 2015 22:58

Granklenuvklins

aimbug 42

Thursday 8 October 2015 3:53

Code words are great. I have one with my boyfriend.

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