Annoying and Love: Code red

Code red

By ugh - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML

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Top comments

alex_vik 0

Friday 5 March 2010 9:11

If you weren't annoying he wouldn't need a code-word to tell you about it.

blueeyes24 0

Friday 5 March 2010 9:17

Tell him you need one for when the sex isn't that good...

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alya_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 8:32

he's being nice, douchebag. he doesn't wanna embaress you infront of people so he wants to use a code. f his life for having a girlfriend like you!

kaileebug 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 22:53

I never said that to him. It's more like a mutual thing that didn't have to be said.

Brittanysway420 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:29

I'm with #8! There is no better way to say it!

luluk854ever 0

Monday 31 May 2010 15:47

ydi foe being annoying

SettoFail 9

Sunday 17 October 2010 8:49

pineapple. it's the code word me and my bestfriend have for when another one of our friend is being annoying.

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Saturday 20 November 2010 7:41

"Bend over" should be fine.

hcovballer247 0

Friday 18 March 2011 0:08

well then.. stop being so annoying. simple solution

beastlyboy 3

Tuesday 9 August 2011 1:05

R u serious snicker shut up

Epic_Times 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:17

That sucks OP.

briannajm 9

Friday 20 January 2012 7:00

I'm soooo sorry but thats the funniest think iv herd in a while :) . Yey for your funny post !!!!!!

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