Code red

By ugh - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 571
You deserved it 9 011
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alex_vik 0

If you weren't annoying he wouldn't need a code-word to tell you about it.

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blueeyes24 0

Tell him you need one for when the sex isn't that good...

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jammi 0

YDI for being annoying, also YDI for stil being with him. Still what an odd thing to say...

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tipoo_fml 0

Code word...Static? Void? Return false?

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aj3411 0

you probably annoyed him by saying you're more than freinds. I'm sure "**** buddies" is a much more appropriate term.

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perdix 29

"Shut the **** up!" always works for me. Occam's Razor: The simplest solution is always the best. ;)

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nonameLiz 0

MARCO! works everytime

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ColdGold 6

Get one and learn from it. Or you could end up alone -- a person who is annoying and doesn't care but wants someone, "to like me, just the way I am." Then you can go ahead and be yourself and everyone will be glad when you leave. I know someone like that. She is loud. She stomps. She turns her ankle at least once a year -- but doesn't bother to think that maybe if she didn't land her foot on the ground so hard that she wouldn't turn her ankle. Ugh. I could go on . . .

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Nick_Stevens 3

Finally, I can approve of a pet name in a relationship.

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sosadrightnow 4

......... My friend actually has one for me.

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