Cold reading

By Anonymous - 06/12/2014 21:52 - Belgium

Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
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Joshwarrior 39

Self fulfilling predictions are a bitch huh

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captain_crook 17

That psychic has his own agenda... Probably. OP if she believes this bull crap and doesn't trust you, she's not worth your time.

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ohSNAPyall 26

You want to divorce your wife because she's been insecure lately? This seems like a good reason for marriage counseling.

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1dvos_grl3 21

Well OP, if you do that what makes you think that you're wife won't think that the psychic was right? I mean he already predicted that you would leave her..

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RBW_Slave 9

OP's wife already thinks that the psychic was right. Apparently nothing will change her mind on that.

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ericjprs 3

You would be the one proving her right... Smh

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djstiv3 15

if she thinks that because of a psychic... yea well, shes crazy and you should end it.

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onlymytwocents 9

She went to a psychic. You should leave her for that alone.

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worldclassrager 39

I would think she would have been showing more affection to keep you with her

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ihatedouchbags 17

YDI! That's not enough reason to leave someone! You're an ass (for considering leaving her for that reason) so YDI if she's being cold!

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limabeans101029 20

63- OP's wife is being cold, distant, paranoid and distrusting of OP, simply because a "psychic" told her to. I think that's a pretty valid reason to leave someone.

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MandieL 27

For better or for worse dude. People divorce for the stupidest reasons these days. Rather than try and fix the toaster, they throw it away and buy a new one. Your wife may be dense for believing the medium but that's not a good enough reason to leave her. Reassure her that she is the only one, try to work on your marriage to fix it, rather than throwing away all that time.

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Shade1982 20

It's not just the fact that she believes in psychics. It's also the fact she apparently has so little trust in her husband, she apparently would rather believe a stranger, than your own husband.

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Hitdadeck10 2

He is just trying to get laid

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