Cold reading

By Anonymous - 06/12/2014 21:52 - Belgium

Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML
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Joshwarrior 39

Self fulfilling predictions are a bitch huh

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captain_crook 17

That psychic has his own agenda... Probably. OP if she believes this bull crap and doesn't trust you, she's not worth your time.

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Maggi_1997 15

Oh c'mon op. Maybe she'll forget about all that bullshit in a few days. Why jump to such drastic decisions? But for sure, there needs to be more trust and faith.

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Crazycucumbers 8

I swear I've seen this exact comment multiple times on different fmls before

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rebelbelle 17

could have been worse. You could have been married to a woman who doesn't think dinosaurs ever existed.

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micassures_fml 19

I sincerely don't see the relevance of your comment... if she doesn't believe on dinosaurs, at least it doesn't affect in any way OP's marriage or the trust in their couple. I wouldn't love m'y husband/Bf less if so... I think OP considered his wife's suspicions as being really insulting and offensive.

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bombielol 20

if she's going to put so little trust in your marriage then yeah I think it's time you second and guess her..

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DjeePee 24

It seems to me that you both don't really want to put effort in your marriage....

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cbearflippa91600 12

Wait, so that's all it takes for you to consider leaving her? What about reassuring her that it isn't true? But then again she wouldn't have so readily believed it if she was seeing something in your behavior. Were you thinking about leaving before the psychic said something?

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drrobotnik1 18

if she's so stupid she believes in psychic powers, then you dodged a bullet, OP. hope you got a prenup!

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lithiumassassin 10

You would really leave her for a dumbass reason like that?

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ThePols 11

You mean, leave someone who constantly thinks you're cheating on them because a psychic told them so? That stupid reason? Yes. Definitely.

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Astrum14 24

Normally I think all the people who rush to say "divorce/breakup" in any relationship related FML are jumping the gun. But seriously? If your wife is more willing to trust the word of a stranger and push you away because someone made up a bunch of bullshit about what you were thinking, I couldn't blame you for getting out of that circus as fast as possible.

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