Collector's item

By Shepaintsmusic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML
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Top comments

woodenbo89x 4

Man, that is some off-hand humor.

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Comments

SeasonedLemur 5

Should have done the whole world a favour and burnt the place to the ground! I hate antiques, why would you want to buy dead peoples junk when you can get a new equivilent for a fraction of the price??

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singhjr1 3

trust me there is a HUGE market in the science world for deformed people, babies, animals, etc. he could've sold it.

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singhjr1 3

what did you mean by equivelent? Strap-on, *****?!?!?

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SeasonedLemur 5

????? What the hell are you on about!? I was talking about antiques in general, you know like tables and chairs..

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MonetVousAime 0

It appears that way, yes. Doodle. Got a problem with it? (._. )

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woodenbo89x 4

Man, that is some off-hand humor.

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flybye 0

lol made my day with that comment!!!

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EvilDave 13

Should have asked him how much. After you have another hand, so you don't really need two.

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shepaintsmusic 6

Huh. Intriguing.

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CatPerson123 0

So you're the OP? Ps Don't mind my name it got changed by my best friend

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Hump_Zilla 0

might be worth it depending on how much he offers you

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Whoa! Whoa, whoa whoa! Is this antiques dealer by any chance a serial killer on the side?

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zanguard 0

Well it could be worth something some day. Oh who am I kidding OP your a loser.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#43 Why is OP a loser for being deformed? You're rude.

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zanguard 0

My motive for calling OP a loser has absolutely nothing to do with with any sort of physical deformity. I'm sure there are plenty of accomplished people out there with deformed hands. I simply do not see any reason in this situation that I should award OP with the title of "winner".

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