Congratulations. Or not.

By Anonymous - 24/10/2019 14:03

Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19

If you are the father (a DNA test in these circumstances is always a good idea) time to step up.

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TCRII 29

Get an attorney ASAP to protect your rights. You should negotiate a DNA test, visitation, parental rights, religion, money, etc.

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

No wonder it took the lady so long to find you, word of advice: next time give your details to one night stands so she can find you

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1known 30

In 2019 you still don’t know about protection? Well if the baby is truly yours (a good dna test can be useful), grow up and be a good father for your child.

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raven_of_azarath 34

Protection isn’t 100% effective. And there are cases of people lying about it too, like maybe she said she was on birth control and she wasn’t.

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Rodville 28

I’d be more worried about catching an std to care of she is/isn’t on birth control. Always protect yourself.

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baristalbc 18

So strange in this day and age that they can’t figure out what causes pregnancy.

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