Knowledge is power

By asuramaru - 24/10/2019 16:00

Today, at 19 years-old, I found out that kiwi birds aren’t actually extinct. FML
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acmariner99 25

This would be funnier if you lived in New Zealand. Do you?

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JackWood 20

You were probably thinking of a dodo. Easy mistake.

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maserle 8

where do you think we grt kiwis from?

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cheesebond 29

Well I’m almost 22 years old and I just learned that from an fml 😂

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raven_of_azarath 34

My guess is they’re confusing the kiwi with the dodo.

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acmariner99 25

This would be funnier if you lived in New Zealand. Do you?

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Ashamed_Sister 60

It would be very sad if he lived in New Zealand.

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asuramaru 12

Nope, I live in Australia

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Mungolikecandy 19

At least you learned it before you hit 40...

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JackWood 20

You were probably thinking of a dodo. Easy mistake.

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RichardPencil 30

Don't feel bad. I was in my 40's when I learned that a roadrunner was a real bird and looks nothing like the cartoon. Fun fact: a real coyote runs much faster than a real roadrunner, so Wile E. Coyote wouldn't have needed Acme products to eat the Road Runner.

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mcsmee 7

Way to spoil my best childhood memories. Next you'll tell me that Wile E couldn't hang there in mid-air over the canyon for several seconds before gravity took over.

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RichardPencil 30

Sorry, that's not physically possible. On the plus side, painting a tunnel on the side of a mountain that will let the Road Runner through while letting Wile E. slam into the mountain IS possible thanks to quantum mechanics.

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bl3ur0z3 17

I hate when I learn new information. That's literally the worst. I remember learning dinosaurs were extinct. Worst day of my life finding out I couldn't have a pet T-Rex.

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Virginia6810 16

You should look up the size of their egg.

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

they hatch kiwis not eggs

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Darlene King 3

I'm 61 & I just found out through a trivia chat game that kryptonite is a real element.

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RichardPencil 30

Krypton is an element. Kryptonite is not. A few years ago, I heard about thorium. Sounded fake, but I looked it up on the Periodic Table and there it was!!

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Surewhatever 35

Didn't mean to report that. Phone-in-pocket fun.

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

they hatch kiwis not eggs

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