Contempt

By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 21:46 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Tuzla

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Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event, he said the sex was actually pretty bad and that he should file a medical malpractice lawsuit. Then he laughed at his own joke, got dressed, and went out for drinks. FML
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cjwayy 22

Yikes. Not sure if he thinks the sex was really that bad, or if he's just an asshole.

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Wilffe56 9

Well.... perhaps this is an eye opener. Find someone new or try something new. OP if your boyfriend doesn't like what you try then make him dress up.

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cjwayy 22

Yikes. Not sure if he thinks the sex was really that bad, or if he's just an asshole.

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MountainGiant87 15

I'm leaning toward asshole.

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slutfactory 17

Maybe OP's boyfriend should be the nurse next time.

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RedPillSucks 31

It takes two to make good sex

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Brandi_Faith 33

I think he was just trying to make a joke because of the whole "malpractice" thing. But what a stupid joke to make. Idiot.

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Wilffe56 9

Well.... perhaps this is an eye opener. Find someone new or try something new. OP if your boyfriend doesn't like what you try then make him dress up.

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nchic01 17

yeah why should she be the only one dressing up?

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PoisonOrchid 21

Maybe try asking him what he likes or doesn't like about what you are doing. If its a relationship you care about and want to stay in, you need to be open and able to communicate about everything, including sex.

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Miss_Whipped 43

Or just stop having sex with him and recommend some medication instead. You know. For sexual enhancement.

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Jamaican_Domo 10

Your boyfriend is now officially proclaimed-a dick

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Wilffe56 9

And I know people are probably going to hate my comment, maybe.... possibly.....idk.....

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leopardwilliam 22

Have some confidence! Even if it sucks who cares?

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littlekellilee 45

You need to stop commenting things like this, or at least reply to your own comment instead of making a whole new one.

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Miss_Whipped 43

That would be #2. Oh, and the comment he was referring to as well.

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miliaras93 17

Way to be brutally honest .. If that happend to me my self confidence would be out the window , try asking him what he would like , what his fantasy is . Maybe that'll help :)

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ohSNAPyall 26

Bullshit. She worked hard to please him, and he went out without her afterwards. He's the one who should be trying to impress her.

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miliaras93 17

I didnt say anything that made him look good lol maybe you need to read what i said again ?

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lRain 6

I think #29 just meant that he doesn't deserve to be asked what he likes. If my bf did that, I wouldn't even think of continuing the relationship. My heart goes out to OP, sorry this happened to you.

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sassy2085 16

Oh snap don't let him get away with that

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Rizzen 27

well that was a dick move, may god smite him, and no more sex for him.

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larrena2377 26

Exactly! The next time he wanted some, I'd remind him of just how "awful" he thought the last time was and say I wouldn't want to have to put him through that again. He's a dick.

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wanted_2_want 40

Dang!! What a gentleman you got there! That got to be a confidence killer! You need better than that.

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Brandi_Faith 33

It amazes me how our minds often fill in the blanks. Sometimes I read a comment, like yours, and don't even realize there's something wrong with it till I see the 2nd comment editing it. I then go back to the comment and realize there's a whole word missing that I didn't even realize. So weird.

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