Miscellaneous: Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant....

By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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You deserved it 192 014

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By pplsuck - 25/09/2012 23:57 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to eat out. When I sat down, I realized I forgot my straw. I took my purse with me, not wanting it to get stolen. Someone stole my food instead. FML

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By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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Dine and dash

By talkomatic713 - 18/07/2021 09:58

Today, some friends and I went to IHOP. We joked about not having enough money, and as it turns out we were $5 short. We put down what we had and left. Upon getting to the car, I realized I'd forgotten my phone, and had to go back. I made eye contact with our waitress, our money in her hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 192

You deserved it 2 731

By Anonymous - 13/01/2010 21:41 - United States

Today, I did a "dine and dash" and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML

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You deserved it 82 649

By dine and DASH our friendship - 02/05/2017 00:11

Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML

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You deserved it 413

By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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You deserved it 24 587

Premeditated

By IgiveUp - 28/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went out to eat with my friends. When the bill came, all three of them had "inconveniently" forgot their wallets at home. I ended up having to pay. It was a $178 check. FML

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You deserved it 130

By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 343

By Harry - 13/05/2014 22:37 - United States - Milledgeville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my friend, where my credit card got denied in front of everyone. The staff teased me and made me sit in the restaurant while my friend begged for money outside. FML

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You deserved it 8 313

Dishes, now!

By Anonymous - 25/12/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 183

You deserved it 711

tehrevenant 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.

This_Guy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:21

I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.

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tehrevenant 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

Why would you EVER think that was okay? "Oh, the service sucks, I'll just steal the food." YDI.

Sansa_fml 38

Friday 21 August 2015 10:04

Right, if you just told them what was wrong they could've done something about it.

lolzorspoop 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

First, haha that sux, u kinda deserved it tho

ilikepieanddylan 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 13:01

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Conasaur 8

Friday 24 February 2012 13:56

Blowed up? Dear God....

just_dandy20 2

Wednesday 15 August 2012 12:17

#193 I laughed when I saw your comment. Simple, and plain. But relevant. Haha

tashb 17

Thursday 14 August 2014 16:04

I used to work in an expensive Portuguese restaurant. We used to get extremely busy cause people from hours away would come dine there. You're an ass and YDI. All you had to do was say something and they most likely would have helped. Hope you enjoyed paying the bill in the end.

This_Guy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:21

I hate people like you. You deserve everything thats going to happen to you.

alex18_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:21

Haha I can't believe you left your purse. Like seriously, isn't that like a girls everything? I know chicks that literally go EVERYWHERE with their purse.

sam455_fml 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 9:35

yeah. I shower with my purse. how could OP have forgoten that?

skyttlz 32

Friday 5 August 2011 2:07

I'm a girl and I don't have a purse I just keep everything in my pockets.

Kellayy 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:21

Karma karma karma.

ilovefatcats 12

Thursday 1 April 2010 5:48

YDI for dine-and-dashing karma bites... your ass

karmaSUCKS321453 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 6:20

my name says it all.

babbling27 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:21

oh let me feel bad for you now because you tried to steal and got caught. You poor thing.

Cadle90 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:22

forgetting your purse?? WOW!!!

Kyothine 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:23

Fail.

dino_witha_cape 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:23

You shouldve just told them you were taking a very long time in the bathroom, except got lost on the way to the bathroom and accidentally drove in your car and went home.