Transportation and Love: Conveniant

Conveniant

By habsgurl0622 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Piedmont

Today, I realized the only reason why my boyfriend spends the night with me is because my house is closer to his job than his, and so he saves money on gas. FML

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Havin 19

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:48

Smart

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:49

It might be an important reason, but definitely not the only. You can't forget about the sex, good ol' sex.

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CaptainCommenter 6

Sunday 5 May 2013 5:26

That's a reasonable thing to do if it's not too much to ask of you. However, if it's the ONLY reason he stays then he's kind of an asshole.

btcrusin 11

Sunday 10 November 2013 19:55

So he saves money and takes you on more dates. Everyone wins and you can stop whining about things. Grow up.

LuvelyGirl 9

Thursday 12 November 2015 4:18

But he still has to get to your house in the first place

obeykaitlyn 25

Monday 18 July 2016 21:43

who doesn't like to be closer to their work?

millsjoshua949 12

Friday 10 July 2020 6:19

Why are you with him? It doesn't sound like he's that into you. ydi

dasin 18

Monday 28 November 2022 11:43

well unless its consecutive nights he doesnt save anything

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