Miscellaneous: Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom,...

By ThanksMom - 08/07/2016 07:54 - United States - State College

Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML

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You deserved it 1 322

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By dani911 - 15/07/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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You deserved it 2 765

Let's go for a walk

By jonloran - 14/08/2015 09:08 - United States - Incline Village

Today, my friend and I were getting picked up by his dad after a carnival. As I put my stuff in the back of the car and shut the door to walk around to get in the other side, his dad drove off, thinking I was in the car, leaving me to walk up their hill. It was midnight and I ended up lost. FML

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You deserved it 2 285

By jess - 15/02/2012 17:47 - United States

Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML

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Alexa, play "A Forest" by The Cure

By JesusLaidAnEgg - 10/09/2019 14:02

Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML

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You deserved it 248

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 21:20 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I was taking a stroll in our yard, when my mother decided it would be hilarious to run me down with her Segway. FML

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You deserved it 3 689

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 736

Pain in the neck

By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML

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You deserved it 332

Trashy

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, after my dad insisted that the trash go out last night, even though I always take it out in the morning because of the stray dog problem in our neighborhood, I took it anyway to appease him. He woke me up banging on my door and screaming because the strays had thrown the trash all over the road in the night, and he blames me. FML

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You deserved it 74

camoMS 18

Friday 8 July 2016 15:52

Next time she's bringing in groceries run up the driveway saying "You're on your own!"

Tripartita 44

Friday 8 July 2016 15:55

In my professional opinion, you were momentarily trapped in a cartoon. This would also explain the reluctance to run off to the side of the driveway and to somewhere the drivers wouldn't go.

Comments

GRANTTILA 5

Friday 8 July 2016 15:39

First

Ramb0 20

Friday 8 July 2016 15:39

I like your mum

Fredrick010 9

Saturday 9 July 2016 1:59

ikr i want to **** her

camoMS 18

Friday 8 July 2016 15:52

Next time she's bringing in groceries run up the driveway saying "You're on your own!"

Tripartita 44

Friday 8 July 2016 15:55

In my professional opinion, you were momentarily trapped in a cartoon. This would also explain the reluctance to run off to the side of the driveway and to somewhere the drivers wouldn't go.

Dale_shackleford 13

Saturday 9 July 2016 5:00

If op was armed she could have easily got away with shooting them. Chasing someone with a car on their own property is enough to make someone reasonably fear for their lives and the lives of those around them.

thawny_fml 21

Saturday 9 July 2016 5:41

Especially if they were black. Not only would she have gotten away with it but she also would've passed the induction to become a cop.

OhPuhleeze 23

Saturday 9 July 2016 6:24

Yeah.. that's what we need.. More guns.

david66_fml 20

Saturday 9 July 2016 8:42

31, how does this tie into the post?

Colon_Man 17

Sunday 10 July 2016 17:41

#4. OP should have painted a white centerline that dead ended at a brick wall.

Shadowbay 18

Friday 8 July 2016 16:31

Life lessons 101

ezrocks4u 29

Friday 8 July 2016 16:53

The ****? Unless you know them, they're asking to get beaten/shot/ect. I don't know the circumstances, but sounds like if anything went wrong and they actually hit you, could've been charged w/ assault with a deadly weapon.

Iwannarock1 19

Saturday 9 July 2016 8:23

This is why you carry a gun.

Qandol 26

Friday 8 July 2016 17:25

If you don't know who they are, and if I were you I would get the license plate and the color of the car and call the cops to be safe or from happening again.