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By apawn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By apawn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Atleast you get to fly with the birds.
That was plane bad. They should train their crew better.
There are a number of reasons why the plane could've been delayed. It doesn't necessarily mean it's the crew's fault.
*whoosh*
#12, was that the sound of a joke going over 11's head?
That was my guess #14
That just flew right over your head #11; unlike OP's plane.
Flying southwest?
I'm sure you got some free pretzels on the plane though
That's just PLANE stupid... Anyone? No? Ok.... Anyways, that really sucks op, at least you got drinks...
I already did that pun you sped
I have a story for you, op. Sit down, and relax. After after all you're not going anywhere. Once upon a time in Chicago, there live this friendly train tortoise named L who plodded along, but didn't waste time looking through your bags, or x-raying your children. Now let me tell you about the O'Hare...
As a pilot acquaintance of mine says (though I doubt he coined the phrase): "Time to spare? Go by air!"
stuff happens bro ....for the best
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I'm sure you got some free pretzels on the plane though
*whoosh*