Money, Airplanes and Transportation: Cost effective - FML

Cost effective

By apawn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I had the option of choosing a train or a plane to get to my destination. The train was cheaper but took 4 hours longer, so I picked the plane. My flight was delayed, so I essentially paid more to arrive later. FML

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silky_mitts 11

Saturday 23 July 2016 15:50

I'm sure you got some free pretzels on the plane though

Mpii 11

Saturday 23 July 2016 18:18

*whoosh*

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Zanquis 22

Saturday 23 July 2016 22:06

To bad u dont have european rules than. U get easy 350,- compensation if your flight is such delayed.

Bogrbon 27

Wednesday 10 August 2022 5:23

Given the hassle of flying, I’d have taken that train. Way more comfortable, possibly more scenic, cheaper and environmentally friendlier? Sold. With the hassle of the airport it’s only like 2hrs difference.

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