Weird, Roommate, Hair and Miscellaneous: Creative - FML

Creative

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I discovered that my new roommate likes to take the loose hair when she showers and make shapes with it on the shower wall. She calls it art. FML

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omgshaylaaa 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:46

there's nothing wrong with that- I do it ! lol it's just annoying having stringy hairs all over you

ilikethebeatles 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:46

quit being so bitchy and enjoy her art, for all you know she could die tomorrow.

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KianaCaca 10

Sunday 31 October 2010 3:36

I love doing that! :)

kashou30_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:54

hey! :o I also do this! xD

MissySara 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 7:32

I do that, but get rid of it after. Hair everywhere is worse than hair out of your way.

charlcielove 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 10:16

haha I spell my name with it. but I always clean it up afterwards. honestly sticking hair to the wall is one of the only ways to get it to stop sticking to your hand.

PWNjaban 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 13:12

Man, I do this too. But it's so my hair doesn't clog the shower, but I throw it away when I'm done...

fastjenn 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:08

I do that all the time so my husband will think I want to do it, a tit or **** is easy to make

sparkpaw 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:15

Kay, first off- it's just hair. if it's head hair- and from the shower, it's fine and CLEAN. what is with FML these days? your life will totally end because of hair. I do it- it keeps the drain from clogging, and throw it away afterwards. no big deal.

ChloroformPanda 21

Monday 1 November 2010 4:05

Uh. You DO know this is the internet, right?

kekeshayeshaye 4

Monday 1 November 2010 4:15

i did that. then I turned nine

Robeeana 0

Monday 1 November 2010 21:25

I have the same roommate, her fav is hearts, circles, and squares. I'm moving out next month and wont miss her mess one bit.

gabbiechaoss 5

Wednesday 3 November 2010 7:42

....Whats wrong with that?

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