Creeped out
By Chasity - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
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hawright
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What? your just jealous because he gets to chat with babes all day ?
DKjazz
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You have a shoulder to cry on with me baby. A shoulder with benefits. We should meet up in real life. I'm great at geography, and GEOMETRY. AWWW YEEEEEEUH. Shake that rhombus.
RedPillSucks
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Tensor and tensor he grew, as he approached her asymptotically.
This made me lol. ?
op doesn't realize there is no such thing as free... Cept for what I offer. free sex anyone?
DakotaCat
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Did he say "get ready to meet my LONG division"
or he could say add the bed , subtract the clothes, divide the legs , and pray you don't multiply !
or he could say add the bed , subtract the clothes, divide the legs , and pray you don't multiply !
You got that in one of these "worst ever pick up lines" sites or what?
Aahhhhhh CREEPER!! run before it explodes!!!!
Arschloch04
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Seems the tutor wants to show her his exploding penis.
indeed.... however I was referring to minecraft :)
Just flirt your way out of it, anyone who can flirt uses it to their advantage sometimes. Flirting for some free tutoring isn't the worst thing in the world.
free tutoring?? YDI!
lilcc86
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this is the lamest fml i have ever read
Oh my gosh! Someone flirted with you?!? F your life, totally...
jsa92
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creeper? sssssSSS
yes minecraft WIN ;D
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Welcome to the internet, where the only thing on anyone's mind in any sort of chat room is sex. I hope you found some proper help for your homework, darling.
The sad thing Now these days is the fact that no one is safe on the Internet. Searing for a puppy? Bam! Offer comes up of a man who wants doggy style.