Weird, Creepy, Thief and Money: Creepy

Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Tobyhanna

Today, I had to explain to my father that when my friends sleep over, it's not acceptable to sneak into my room in the middle of the night and dig through their stuff. FML

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lilmslady 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 1:41

yeah thats not weird at all....

rdenkewicz 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 1:41

He must love the Patriot Act!

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averynicole18 7

Sunday 26 January 2014 5:01

That's just weird and a lil rude.

cnparks1990 9

Sunday 26 January 2014 5:48

maybe he thought they had munchies so he wanted some?

Wonder_Woman257 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 5:53

You post on like all the FMLs and your profile pic kind of creeps me out

dachayke 16

Sunday 26 January 2014 14:23

#80, that wasn't very nice....

peanuty001 19

Sunday 26 January 2014 6:13

not creepy..........

mage1414 14

Sunday 26 January 2014 6:39

Should be common sense.....

koztm 12

Sunday 26 January 2014 6:47

That's creepy af

DHCruiser 17

Sunday 26 January 2014 8:08

Creepy!

nomoreparty 11

Sunday 26 January 2014 8:43

Father's FML: Tonite i just wanted to smell and rub on nice panties of my daughter's hot friend. She caught me right in middle of it....

Mahendra1 9

Sunday 26 January 2014 11:36

No, you didn't "have to explain it to him". He knew it was wrong. He just didn't care.

uzee 29

Sunday 26 January 2014 13:29

I think he might be an underwear thief

GingerRoot 13

Sunday 26 January 2014 13:55

I have an annoying brother that did that...

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