Health, Cats and Animals: Curled out

Curled out

By lashless - 22/05/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

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By CPN - 14/03/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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Stressed out

By Jocelyn - 18/02/2019 12:00

Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML

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Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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By xXx - 16/10/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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Not a good look

By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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By Shaz - 24/08/2019 06:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML

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By neveragain - 16/03/2012 05:11 - Canada

Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML

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By jojobobo - 02/12/2017 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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mscupcake1 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:14

That sucks OP. But u can always get some false ones til they grow back (:

nikeiro 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:24

I feel bad for laughing, sorry about that OP.

Comments

overthrownopt 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 16:37

i cracked up at what your bf said. i prolly woulda said the same thing

ChickenLegs937 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:26

it's not the end of the world, just use fake lashes till ur real ones grow back.

AnarchyAmber 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:20

why the hell would you try to catch your stupid cat? it's a cat, it can land on its feet and they do stupid shit like that all the time.

tootseroll 3

Friday 20 July 2012 7:42

How can you be surprised with no lashes? Brows, I understand.

FlamingColor 30

Tuesday 12 February 2013 0:14

That must have hurt

justawallflower 27

Friday 27 June 2014 5:00

Fake eyelashes.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 16 March 2015 19:00

Fake lashes.

PuppiesKisses 15

Sunday 20 March 2016 12:54

And that is why you don't curl eye lashes... This happened to a buddy of mine as well. It's almost common actually.

Erik Vilhelm Åkerdal 5

Wednesday 6 March 2019 18:20

Leave the poor guy alone, let him stay at home, he will be eternally thankful!

Erik Vilhelm Åkerdal 5

Wednesday 6 March 2019 18:21

Leave the poor guy alone, let him stay at home, he will be eternally thankful!

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