Health, Cats and Animals: Curled out

Curled out

By lashless - 22/05/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

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By CPN - 14/03/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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Stressed out

By Jocelyn - 18/02/2019 12:00

Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML

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Not now, honey

By rhya4n - 15/05/2012 19:27 - Denmark - Herlev

Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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By xXx - 16/10/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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Not a good look

By Gloria - 13/03/2023 00:00

Today, date night with my boyfriend. I had my makeup done, fake lashes, etc. He was staring at me and I’m thought, "Oh, he loves how my eyes look" so I started flirting a lot, fluttering my lashes. We then took a pic and saw my lashes were falling, so I asked, ”Were they like that the whole night?” He replied, “Yeah, it looked weird.” FML

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By Shaz - 24/08/2019 06:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML

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By neveragain - 16/03/2012 05:11 - Canada

Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML

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By jojobobo - 02/12/2017 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I started to tear up and told her I had something stuck in my eye. I was secretly thrilled as I had been trying to end it for weeks. Seeing me cry, she immediately took it back. I really just had something stuck in my eye. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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mscupcake1 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:14

That sucks OP. But u can always get some false ones til they grow back (:

nikeiro 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:24

I feel bad for laughing, sorry about that OP.

Comments

DLTsandwich 5

Sunday 23 May 2010 7:29

Proof that my fear of eyelash curlers isn't irrational...

PaintTheStars 2

Sunday 23 May 2010 9:13

how about an eyepatch? oh and get latisse op

Metaldeath_fml 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 9:44

I blame the Feminazis.

so_unfortunate 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 10:08

use fake lashes...all is good woman.

shihtzupup98 3

Sunday 23 May 2010 13:47

Just put on one set of fake lashes on the lash eye and two sets on the no lash eye buy some lash glue and regular fake lashes at cvs or walgreens or Brooks/rite aid or u could go to ulta and sephora for them ps don't let your cat in the bathroom or any room while u get ready

meggrifingirl 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 14:31

thts y they have fake eyellashes too. lol

lolusux 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 14:44

On the bright side: at least you weren't getting ready for your own wedding :)

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 23 May 2010 17:54

Why would you have a cat around you when you're trying to get ready for anything? All the FMLs regarding cats should have taught all cat owners to be more careful. Of course, why you'd bother with fake eyelashes I don't know, but meh.