Customers from Hell

By notoneatall - 07/07/2014 03:39 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I got called a cunt at work by a customer. What could I have said that could have caused them to say that? "Have a great day." FML
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Beansforbill 14

Clearly doesn't like being told what to do with his day

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fullalove 23

The joys of working with the public!

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TheKingKen 22

I wonder what the customer would have done if you said something mean.

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cakefete2 30

OP: "Burn in hell moron!" Customer: "Oh yeah, well have a nice day."

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Jghaugland 6

He probably would've jumped onto the desk, grabbed OP, then ripped her beting heart out with one hand. OP would stare in shock, as if to say "How could you just rip my heart out?" And then the customer would bathe himself in OP's warm, red, gushing blood. With her already cooling corpse at his feet, he would pull down his pants and shit on the desk. Then he would scream, this... animalistic cry, and then take a dagger and plunge it into his eye socket. His body would writhe and writhe as OP's coworkers looked on in horror.

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TheKingKen 22

That's very vivid... thank you.

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Godsofdracos 15

36... Psychiatrist buddy, now. And have a great day!

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Jghaugland 6

I tried to make the most ridiculous response ever. Did it work?

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RedPillSucks 31

Yes. WTF doesn't even begin to describe my reaction

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cadillacgal79 32

36 are you okay?

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2i1337i2iscore 13

Personally, I would have responded with enough to get me thoroughly fired and walked away smiling.

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energizerbunny23 18

The hostility.. Ouch. Hopefully your day turned out better!

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Epikouros 31

Do you sell wigs to cancer patients? Or leg protheses to disabled veterans? In that case, they might have a reason to be grumpy. But still not a reason to insult you.

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cjmedic 12

I don't know any disabled veterans that would respond like that. Not to mention, veterans have much more creative insults.

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Respect101 17

What the heck dude? get out of here... I'm 100% sure #23's comment will be moderated in a little bit...

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stargirl_95 24

I think that I need to go rinse out my eyes after reading this

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margojk05 3

The public sucks, I scoop ice cream and have had all kinds of colorful words thrown my way, even from a 6 year old.

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more4me 27

Let me guess ... you work in retail ? Hang in there , OP.

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