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While thy customer is a huge jerk, chucklefuck is a pretty funny name to call someone. Sorry OP I'm sure you aren't one.
Nor have I it's pretty unique.
Some people...
What the chucklefuck is going on?
**** juggling thunder **** is the most creative insult I've heard
A friend of mine came up with one... Pony pumping cum dumpster
I'm guessing she didn't leave a tip...
People don't usually tip cashiers
#21: No, but that never seems to stop the debit machine from asking me for one whenever I pay with my card.
We don't tip in Australia
I'm sorry, OP. You don't deserve that for being friendly. I, for one, absolutely adore extra nice cashiers!
A nice cashier is great, small talk is nice. Small questions or even a few comments on my items (if it's none too personal) is great. And OP, I think it's safe to say it's not her birthday. Or is it her birthday, but she's celebrating it alone and your polite questioning made her feel embarrassed? We may never know.
Incoming news: Killer going by the name of 'chucklefuck' on the loose
#4 Judging by both your username and your comment, I wouldn't mess with you.
O.O oh god. His user.
your username and comment are perfect I don't know why you're getting downvoted
She called you a WHAT? I've NEVER heard that before. I'm gonna have to use that now. Anyway, that girl seems like a huge bitch. Maybe the cake was for someone she hates (like an ex) or something, but there's no need to take her anger out on you. She needs help.
Why would she get a cake for someone she hates?
Revenge cake. She's going to sing happy birthday and then throw it in the street.
I worded that kind of stupid. There are some circumstances where she could have to get a cake for someone she hates, like a wedding or something. I wasn't thinking fully, I guess. I've also been having bad luck with commenting, lately.
At this point, I would continue smiling and pretend like it didn't bother me at all. She really isn't even worth it. Keep your positive attitude, OP.
lol, a chucklefuck bitch. I'm going to have to save that phrase for a few coworkers. The cake was probably just for her to eat alone.
For your coworkers' sakes, please don't save that
I'm Australian, and I've heard some pretty weird things, but I've never heard anything like this in my life.
Okay, First of all, I've been in customer service for 8 years, and this is a perfect example of how big an asshole people can be. Second of all, this is my favorite new insult! hahaha
So this is what happens when you're nice to customers and trying to engage with them? Well then..
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While thy customer is a huge jerk, chucklefuck is a pretty funny name to call someone. Sorry OP I'm sure you aren't one.
"Chucklefuck bitch." You Aussies sure are creative.