Love: Dating is hell

Dating is hell

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom - Rugby

Today, I had my third date with a lovely guy. After I got home, I figured I'd try to see if I could find his Facebook profile. I did. His pictures were nice; lovely wedding photos for sure, and his newborn baby is adorable. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2016 21:08 - United States - Lake City

Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML

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Profile pictures

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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Why do people do this?

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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I'm trash

By skreweduP - 15/06/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML

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By PeppermintPenny - 10/08/2017 20:00

Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 17:02 - United States - Houston

Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML

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By josh - 19/09/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

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746278Ab 14

Monday 14 July 2014 0:51

I'm sorry but it's better that you find out now rather than later!

demo88001 9

Monday 14 July 2014 0:51

There are plenty more fish in the sea, OP:/

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aktail01 10

Monday 14 July 2014 1:19

Some are pigs just make sure to tell his wife

ColonelCusswords 24

Monday 14 July 2014 1:37

Hopefully you didnt let him in your pants

xPrinceofDeathx 5

Thursday 17 July 2014 11:01

THE PICTURE IS ****** PERFECT FOR THAT COMMENT

pjsr 32

Monday 14 July 2014 1:39

He must consider you lovely stepmother material!

KawaiiSushii 8

Monday 14 July 2014 1:43

Sounds like my stepdad. Lol

blazerman_fml 17

Monday 14 July 2014 14:11

Seems like you have a bad relation with him.Here is a free *hug* Sorry I can't be of much help.But I hope things get better :)

lilbillXD 16

Monday 14 July 2014 1:46

hes probably gay

xosxo 3

Monday 14 July 2014 2:03

you should ask him out on a fourth date & tell him to bring his wife along.

q7shium 6

Monday 14 July 2014 10:33

thats a great idea!!

TriggerFinger7 10

Thursday 24 July 2014 19:47

parist 7

Monday 14 July 2014 2:26

He probably thought that's more of a second date topic!

Axipiter 24

Monday 14 July 2014 5:12

... Do people even read anymore?

q7shium 6

Monday 14 July 2014 10:34

no thats for old people and librarians

Wyrelia 8

Monday 14 July 2014 2:52

Sorry, OP. But tell his wife - I'd do that. Douche bags should not exist in this world.

fatkidfalling 11

Monday 14 July 2014 3:08

Maybe he's a wedding photographer?!?!?! Lol

ThepurpleCow 19

Monday 14 July 2014 3:23

Get married to his sister. Beat the little bastard up inside.

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