Intimacy: Defeated

Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By BigBangrocksthenight - 03/04/2010 00:31 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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By KS - 17/02/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Felt cute, might delete later

By nopanties - 04/03/2013 05:11 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend ripped my panties trying to get them off. Not off me, off himself. FML

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Bluekaren16 19

Monday 2 July 2012 9:13

He should have hid his face in between your breasts. That should release all of his frustrations.

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Monday 2 July 2012 9:15

Sounds like a cute guy with a sense of humor... Maybe show him how to do it once those things are completely overcomplicated

Comments

zyme 11

Monday 2 July 2012 14:39

Some Bra's are difficult, especially if you don't know to expect its particular variation of a hook. Honestly don't feel embarrassed, it and his reaction doesn't sound that bad, and lack of experience taking them off is probably better than tons of experience. Worst case scenario, wear a pushup or a water bra next time and just leave that one piece of clothing on, it might make everything more exciting for him...

krewer21 1

Monday 2 July 2012 14:55

On behalf of real men everywhere, we apologize for this little boys tantrum. Be kind and please make a man out of him!

AgaveLoco 5

Monday 2 July 2012 15:02

Very romantic!

freeturnedslave 6

Monday 2 July 2012 15:05

That's just too cute!! hehe

Keiren 14

Monday 2 July 2012 15:17

Haha, I know a couple guys that feel his pain.

MidnaLink 33

Monday 2 July 2012 15:26

This is why bras should have keychain type clips...

perdix 29

Monday 2 July 2012 15:28

Are you sure he didn't have a hidden webcam on you two, and told a few of his "bras" to watch? He might be one of those "bras before has" weirdos.

jay_onethree 0

Monday 2 July 2012 15:54

Lmao

kalbrek009 20

Monday 2 July 2012 16:31

From his reaction, one would think the bf is either a 10yr old prepubescent child (excited @ the thought of seeing breasts) or a teenager with the maturity of a 10yr old...however, why the thumbs down for those of us who can do it with one hand? (jealous guys who can't, or what?)...that's what I'd like to know.