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By Anonymous - 19/09/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside my house so she will "never get left out" of our lives, all because we called instead of sending a written invitation to my three-year-old's birthday party. I actually believe she's crazy enough to do it. FML
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sophielotus 2

You might wanna consider taking her off the invite list...

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olpally 32

Stage 5 clinger, mother-in-law style... Yikes!

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baronsmommy 14

This is why sprinkler systems were created.

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tildoorf84 7

If she does actually camp on your lawn, turn the sprinklers on, also, get some really bright flood lights and aim them at her tent.

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loserboii 11

In-laws always have something crazy and new to do.

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jarlaxle1138 3

FML really likes their raccoons, don't they?

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hateevryone 14

Mother-in-laws are crazy.

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razzledazzle21 23

Look on the bright side, her living in your yard is better than her living in your house.

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gc327072 30

66- That's true. I sense another fml in the making...

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walmartpaysme 15

OP, have you considered a restraining order?

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sophielotus 2

Wasn't it just you saying OP should suck it up? ;)

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sillyyanks 24

You should definitely get her to do it. Secretly go on holiday on the first day she "moves in".

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gc327072 30

Since that sounds a lot like "release the kraken" I read that as "release the rakens!"

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ruthlessmofo 0

Give her a handwritten invitation. Problem solved :)

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