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By Anonymous - 19/09/2012 14:43 - United States

Today, my crazy mother-in-law threatened to camp out outside my house so she will "never get left out" of our lives, all because we called instead of sending a written invitation to my three-year-old's birthday party. I actually believe she's crazy enough to do it. FML

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By pretty_coin - 23/10/2011 01:02 - Australia

Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

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You deserved it 3 580

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2015 04:47 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2023 00:02

Today, almost half of my birthday party invitees are refusing to attend, simply because my mother-in-law is going to be there, and their hatred of her Karen-like behaviour is greater than their desire to celebrate my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 236

By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2020 03:00 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 169

Controlling

By I'mmessedup - 26/04/2022 14:00

Today, I think the only reason my mom hosts my kid's birthday, and other parties at her huge house in the country, is so she can be a complete bitch to us on the day, and if we even sound annoyed, it's, "Well, this is my home, I don't have to open it to anyone." FML

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You deserved it 279

Family day

By Anonymous - 09/06/2023 01:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, all I wanted was to take my two kids and their two favourite cousins to the beach on their last day of vacation together. My mother-in-law went into full beast mode, shouting about how I'm always roaming around and being irresponsible. The kids never meet and are from different cities. FML

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You deserved it 115

By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Irving

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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You deserved it 6 036

sophielotus 2

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:56

You might wanna consider taking her off the invite list...

olpally 32

Wednesday 19 September 2012 18:59

Stage 5 clinger, mother-in-law style... Yikes!

Comments

graphicstyle7 17

Thursday 20 September 2012 15:54

You're kinda leaving the other most important person out of this equation. What is your SPOUSE doing to stop this behavior? Really, it's their responsibility to negotiate... not yours. And if he/she can't, therapy time. Big time.

BiNeko 12

Thursday 20 September 2012 16:18

Call the police.

MaylenesDisaster 2

Thursday 20 September 2012 17:21

Do we have the same MIL? Mine is bat shit crazy and off the wall, I can see her doing something just like this -_-

skyfire21 3

Friday 21 September 2012 3:35

My mother-in-law would do that to I feel your pain!

walmartpaysme 15

Friday 21 September 2012 4:39

C'mon people. If you read the first 20 comments, you will realize that there is virtually nothing new you can say after that point. I counted at LEAST five different people suggesting sprinklers.

TVKill3r 15

Thursday 11 April 2013 9:01

And? Would you rather nobody comment then?

amiranjit25 7

Friday 21 September 2012 16:25

Is her name Marie Barone?

simonetaylor94 6

Saturday 15 December 2012 13:36

wtf? at least u invited her. crazy bitch

NodakN8V 25

Thursday 18 April 2013 20:55

Already clicked YLS as soon as I saw monster in law.

Turkeythug123 6

Saturday 5 April 2014 2:43

Let her do it and spray her with a garden hose

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 25 February 2015 16:10

That...makes no sense. As long as she still got invited, why would she feel left out? If anything, being invited by phone should make her feel more special, because phone calls are a bit more personal.