Demon

By Spooked - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself last night was my sister's Furby that she'd stuck in the closet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 939
You deserved it 7 276

Top comments

sara8866 8

Hahahahaha I did this to my parents but in their car they didn't find it for weeks!!!!

if she did that on purpose, your sister is awesome

Comments

riggens7522 0

a demonic voice saying " do do do - woooah".

All night? So at no point (like when you first heard the voice) did you turn on the light and investigate? Even screaming and running out of the room calling for mummy would've been a viable option. YDI for not doing something about it sooner.

okmankk 4

jerk do u know how ******* scary ferbies are? they are sates highest ranking officers

SaharNar 0

bwhahahaha that's funnny:D

okmankk 4

my family had 3 in the trunk and they turned themselves on and started to talk to each other and it was creepy when I left it in my closet and the same thing happened to me but I was like 7

PancakesEqualLov 0

i'm 15 and haven't had a furby since I was like 7. that thing scared the shit outta me...

Er... wouldn't you notice that it was making obnoxious noises instead of growling? YDI, grow up. It's just a damn child's toy.

okmankk 4

jerk ferbies are santons highest ranking officers! they are LITTERALLY DEMONS!

As are talking/ giggling bears. The amount of times I accidentally rolled onto mine and woken up shit scared cause of some ******* Build-a-Bear that has a demonic laugh. I eventually had enough and tore the voicebox out.

more proof that Furbies are the spawns of Satan and should all be cast into a fire

What makes you so sure the Furby ISN'T possessed by a Demon?

seriously! there's more than enough evidence to prove all furbies are created to house daemons.