Denied

By Anonymous - 05/09/2020 02:02

Spicy
Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and I said sex. She told me to grow up and ask for something more realistic. FML
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TCRII 29

Tell her that it is perfectly realistic and that you would prefer to have it with her.

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mskeptik 12

"Grow up" means she has no respect for you. And it doesn't seem like she has any desire either. You may want to consider asking for divorce for your birthday.

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Brightside86 30

Clearly you should have aimed higher so you'd start from a better negotiation point. How's she feel about anal?

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sickerthanyou 13

Does she also say “get that thing away from me!”, if yes we may have the same wife

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crashtestdumplin 16

See she missed an opportunity here, she could of used that request to buy new lingerie for your birthday.

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lifeis4me 20

Grow up? Having sex with your partner that you’re married to seems like one of the most grown up things you can do

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