Intimacy, Birthday and Gamers: Livin' la vida loca

Livin' la vida loca

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 08:01

Today, I asked my husband what he wanted for his birthday, hinting that he could have anything sexual, and he asked me to… take the kids and visit my mother over the weekend, so he could have 48 hours totally alone, naked, drinking beer, and playing his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 22:26 - United States

Today, I told my husband that I wanted to take advantage of the alone time we would have while our kids are visiting my parents. My idea? A nice dinner out and kinky sex all night long. His idea? Chinese buffet and subsequent dutch ovens in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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"My Wife" in a Borat voice

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 00:00

Today, for my birthday, my wife gave me a "day to myself", except less than 20 minutes after I woke up it was, "could I quickly drive her to an appointment?", and "can we do a quick grocery shop?", and, "the kids need this and that." At bedtime, she asked me how I’d enjoyed my day to myself, seriously. FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 05/09/2020 02:02

Today, my wife asked me what I wanted for my birthday, and I said sex. She told me to grow up and ask for something more realistic. FML

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Having fun?

By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 02:00

Today, on my birthday night, my husband decided to book a trip for himself to go on a solo trip, leaving me with the kids. Instead of hanging out with us and celebrating, he's yelling at our son to leave him alone so he can finish booking the airfare and car rental. Great birthday. FML

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That's hard

By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 04:01

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML

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Issues

By Badkitty14 - 09/08/2012 20:16 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend asked me what he should get his mother for her birthday. FML

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By gutsforme - 11/08/2010 10:40 - New Zealand

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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Happy birthday

By Anonymous - 07/09/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, for my birthday, I'd told my boyfriend I wanted a full day in bed with Netflix, champagne, frequent sex, and a takeaway pizza at teatime. He managed sex twice 4 hours apart, kept falling asleep watching Netflix, drank too much, and threw up his pizza all over my boobs. FML

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Partyblocked

By story of my life - 07/03/2022 02:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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leogs23 24

Tuesday 27 July 2021 8:43

I mean …. Is that so bad ?

EBrogen 12

Tuesday 27 July 2021 13:51

What me and my fellow introverts know, alone time is under rated. Nothing clears the mind better.

Comments

leogs23 24

Tuesday 27 July 2021 8:43

I mean …. Is that so bad ?

treehead42 10

Tuesday 27 July 2021 9:09

you should give the birthday boy what he wants!

Doom_Kitty 12

Tuesday 27 July 2021 11:51

Sounds perfect. Probably i'll wish the same this year :D

EBrogen 12

Tuesday 27 July 2021 13:51

What me and my fellow introverts know, alone time is under rated. Nothing clears the mind better.

SirSteamLocomotive 9

Tuesday 27 July 2021 15:54

Well, I mean, naked, playing Xbox is kind of, sexual? Have you considered just going down on him, like a hornet teen, for his birthday? or maybe naked in the bed, ass up, face down, asking him to take you; however he wants? Sounds like there's some communication that needs to happen.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 27 July 2021 17:01

One issue with a good “gift” is it’s supposed to be what the receiver wants, not what would make the giver happy. You asked what he wanted - It sounds harmless, let him have it. Next time don’t ask if this makes you uncomfortable.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 27 July 2021 17:21

You should send over a private detective to verify he's playing on the Microsoft-branded game console and not with the "box" of the heretofore unidentified Miss X.